I have two top ten lists for you today!!
Way back when I was a freshman and sophomore in college (oh so long ago) my friends and I used to send forwards to each other all the time. We would find these great jokes, comments, pictures, whatever, and send them. Weren’t we so mature???
I was looking through some old files on my computer and found these lists from those old emails. A friend of mine sent the first list around, and another friend, not to be outdone, made up the second list. They made me laugh all over again when I found them, so I thought I would share them with you, and add a little humor to my Top Ten lists.
Oh, and don’t worry, posting them like this for you is way more mature than forwarding them to you. Really, it is.
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
And, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. Other Women
Top Twelve Things Only Men Understand:
12. How to survive without electricity.
11. Getting ready in under 5 minutes.
10. Why cats are one of the most annoying animals known to man.
9. The difference between digital, army, mossy oak, real tree, and other Camouflage patterns.
(In my defense, I have learned the difference between mossy oak and real tree since moving to this hunter-infiltrated area. Thank you very much.)
8. Why one pair of BOOTS is sufficient for work, dress, or casual shoes.
7. The feeling …well Briscoe Darling says it best, “I've always been nervous about wearing a tie ever since I seen a hangin’.”
6. The ability to not speak for a space of at least 5 minutes.
5. Why sitting in a tree stand for 4 hours in 0 degree weather waiting for a big deer is FUN!
4. What is so fascinating about a JOHN DEERE TRACTOR
3. Why the more mud on the truck the better.
2. Why the bigger the lift kit on the truck the better.
And the Number One thing only men understand:
1. Why one gun just isn't enough.
apparently men can't count!
ReplyDeleteHa ha, ok, thank you for pointing that out Stephen, that was my mistake, not the man that wrote it. :) Made me laugh even harder though!
ReplyDeleteThis was cute!
ReplyDeleteI think I remember this list
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